Leiha doesn't have a lot to rant about but she knows hows much Bo enjoys them. The other day Leiha was driving down the street, the light was green, and she was talking to her friend in the car when her friend warns her there was a car trying to turn left in front of her. Did Leiha mention the light was green? The other car stops and as she drives by the other driver proceeds to cuss her out and make gestures. Leiha was quite peeved. Leiha had the right of way and she knows when she is in the wrong she does the embarrassed, oh, I'm so sorry wave. How dare this chick be mad. Leiha wishes she would have remembered to flip her off but she was so shocked at the reaction and proceeded to vent after the fact. Leiha needs to work on her road rage some more.
Leiha lost her last black hair clip on the flight to Dallas. She took it off to take a nap and forgot to put it back on when she left (she had clipped it to the seat in front of her). Leiha had bought one of those cheap 12 packs of clips from the beauty store years ago. Leiha went to Ulta and bought 2 hair clips that cost $10, ouch! Leiha was not happy to find that the expensive clips don't hold her hair at all. They slide out. So Leiha went to Sally's beauty supply and bought a 12 pack bag for $2 and is much happier so this was a rant and a rave.
Leiha is looking at Demi Moore's long lustrous hair and is jealous. Leiha is also jealous of Marjorie Liu's hair. Yes, Leiha does have glorious hair but not quite as glorious as theirs. Should Leiha work on her jealousy or her gloriousness? Her gloriousness of course!
Leiha tried to buy a vinyl corset tonight but the website would not accept her credit cards. Now Leiha will have to leave her house to buy a corset. You know this does not make Leiha happy. Now she needs to find out where strippers shop. You know Leiha is all about being classy.
Leiha would like to take the time to rave about her co-workers. She lost her post office box key and they are not technically supposed to hand mail over the counter but since I did pay for a new lock they bent the rules a little. They also bent it because Leiha is a great co-worker! And because Leiha is the Tsarina the lock was replaced in one day. Leiha is happy.
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5 Mannions Speak :
Tsarina, you crack me up and I am so impressed you don't suffer from RR. Steve has told me several times I am just a fruit at this, so I'll send you some of my rage, apparently I don't need more!
As for the gorgeous Marjorie Liu, isn't she just stunning period!?! Was looking at her blog and the comic con photos and she is stunning. Its just nauseating, bet shes a real sweet to!!!
Mich is rolling her eyes this morning b/c it is "one of those posts" again.
Mich finds if very funny & disturbing that the blogger loves to type/say her name so many times in a post.
Mich counted 24 of her names including the in the title. Mich thinks she may have missed one b/c she got bored counting the blogger's name!
Mich would like to conclude that Mich has always known the blogger is CHEAP--$2 hair clips, vinyl corset and dressing as a stripper--are just a few reminders Mich found in this post.
Mich is off to the gym this morning and wonders if the blogger is taking her food-whore (read blog about the food orgy w/Bren) butt to the gym?
Mich is also taking Em to see Hairspray this afternoon and will let the blogger if her recommendation was the right one!
Mich sends Sloppy Kisses! "-)
Oh my. I love Leiha's rants and raves. And I certainly love Mich's responses to said rants and raves.
Marjorie Liu is just gorgeous. When she was here last summer (on a tour with a bunch of authors), I wanted to go see her. My family was game to take me even though my leg was in a cast, and I was in a wheelchair. She is beautiful and verra nice!
LMAO@ Mich,esp. the 'food whore' crack!
Yes,I do so love these! What you need to do to make your road rage more efficient is prepare better!Curl your lip & put your bitch face on at the slightest sign of erratic driving from those around you.(I am sure you might be LOL or gawking at the screen right now,remembering your first (and last?LOL)driving exp. with me,EG!)Anyways,this will make your birdie reaction time MUCH faster,LOL.If you want to be a real pro at Road Rage you will learn to throw in a short angry honk as you are bringing your birdie up to the window.Make sure you rap the birdie against the glass,too,as I have found that the little bit of extra movement calls attention to your efforts! *G*
Leiha is sad to say that not only is Marjorie gorgeous on the outside she is gorgeous on the inside too. Leiha is just gorgeous outside, LOL.
Leiha is happy that Mich has so much time to spend counting how many times Leiha says Leiha. Leiha hopes to top the number for her next rant and rave. Leiha likes to top herself.
Leiha didn't say she was cheap. Leiha spent money on hair clips, they did not work (one of them was $8 before the sale). The cheap clips hold her hair well. Leiha will admit to being frugal.
Leiha also went to the gym last night but didn't feel the need to toot her own horn like some people. Leiha knew her butt and various parts needed the workout.
Leiha can't wait to hear about Hairspray. Leiha hopes Mich and Emma have fun.
Karen, Leiha thinks it is wonderful that you get some authors in your neck of the woods. When she lived in LA she never had authors go her way.
Leiha still has nightmares from riding in a car with Bo. She remembers screams of terrors and that was in real life, not the nightmare. Leiha will strive to find a happy medium, LOL.
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