Of course, I'm not one to be shown up so I had to show off MY skills.
As you can see, a Pornstahr needs to have special skills too. Of course, my special skill is having Lina putting her leg over my shoulder, LOL. Here is my flexibility.
I should also give props to Linda who is helping get my leg that far (I blame the tight jeans). Of course, Nes is also not one to be shown up so here is her showing off her skills. 
OK, that may be why she is called Ehuroslut, LMAO!And since this post was all about feet pics I might as well include the one of the foot massage I got from my cab driver.
We were on our way back from Mandalay Bay on Saturday night and you know my feet were killing me and by that time I had taken off my shoes and sitting in between Rosie and Joanie and bitching about my feet so the next thing you know the cab driver is offering to give me a foot massage. You don't have to ask me twice! So while driving down the street Roland is massaging my feet (two hands at stop lights) and I was a much happier camper. We told him I wasn't coming back to Vegas for 5 years unless I'm getting married and it has to be by fat Elvis but he has other plans for our wedding. He wanted to take me to some beautiful spot on a mountain to get married. If he was cute I would have considered it, LOL. He did give me his number so if I change my mind I have options. He did say he didn't want to wait 5 years to see me again. I may need to come back for the Bally's brunch and I would hate to be called a liar so if I'm in dire need of a wedding I'll give Roland a call. Instead we had him drop us off at the Barbary Coast for our $3 breakfast, LOL.
8 Mannions Speak :
If I even tried to do that Phlexie maneuver, I would need serious chiropractic intervention to be put back right. Maybe even an orthopaedic surgeon. My hips hurt just looking at it LOL
Nice going with the cab driver. A woman ALWAYS has to have options! I think he gets extra points for doing a foot massage at stop lights...very in tune to your needs ;)
Leiha, that pic of me is just wrong to post! Good thing I'm not insecure. Heh!
Same here Libby, LOL! I so am not even going to try or I'd be going home in traction LMFAO!
Leiha, you are the only chica I know who would get a foot massage from a cabbie LOL!
Okay, that just hurts to look at, Ms. Phlexie. LOL. Leiha, I love your moves. You make it look so easy! LMAO. And, Nes, what a pic. I was cracking up at my desk looking at that one! Those are definitely not moves this bod can make. *G*
Hugs!
Oh yeah, and that cabbie was priceless. He could have cared less that Joanie and I were there. He was fixated on Leiha and her feet. But he's definitely not marriage material, chick! LOLOL!!
Did you tip him well? What a guy!
You should see the moves she did today. Of course, I again have to share my moves (Nes took a video, LMAO!!!). He did the foot massage while he was driving, it was just 2 handed at the lights, LOL. He is a man who can multi task, which is a plus. The fact he was gross is a negative though, LOL.
Chick, you're the one who stopped to do that move! We were walking and you wanted to practice some more, LOL.
I have been looking for a guy with a foot fetish s he can take care of my poor feet. But I should up my requirements, LOL.
Rosie, I didn't even need years of practice. I'm gifted like that, LOL.
You know Karen, I can't even remember. I was too busy collecting his number. Maybe I should have made him tip me for the honor of touching my feet!
Wow.. A cabbie-foot-masseuse.. virtually unheard of. Hope he didn't have the commonly known problem of BODY ODOR. If he did, you would have had to be a contortionist to hang your head out of the window for a fresh breeze while getting your massage!! LMAO... Lina-love, I'm certain your DH LOVES your abilities - man, the bedroom gymnastics in your house must be intense!!! xoxox, K
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