She's here!!!

Alright, you know my master plan was to get my house fully cleaned before she got here. I bought a swiffer wet jet to do the mopping with (I'm all about convenience) but as I was putting it together I realized it needs BATTERIES! Hello? A battery for my mop? Who would have thunk? Nes thought I should go back to the store and buy some and have the house clean before Lina got here, I decided I needed a nap before Lina got here instead, LOL.

I also washed my car. It really was embarrassing driving that walking poop shoot around so that made me feel better. Too bad it didn't get all of the tree gunk off of it, but it got all of the poop and most of the gunk so I could be seen in public again. I thought about vacuuming my car out, it really needs it, but of course, I came to my senses and decided to go home and "clean" LOL.

After my nap it was off to get Lina! Of course, I'm not even halfway there by the time she landed but Atlanta takes forever to get bags out of baggage claim so she didn't have to wait too long. The first stop was the grocery store. I told you I was going to wait for her to get here. There were firemen at the entrance holding boots for donations. I had never seen them do this before but Lina has. Of course I suggested to them that would make more money if they danced for us and even more money if they started unbuttoning their shirts as they danced (now why would I, of all people think about men taking their clothes off and dancing?). This guy said he would if we went in the back. I told him I would have to document it, He thought I was joking about my camera, until I pulled it out, LOL. We both decided to suck in our guts and take a pic. You know I was chatting up all the firemen and cracking them up and when we walked in the store Lina said one of them was checking out my ass. My response, "well he should." Modest to the very end, LOL. When we walked out I told them I already gave but I would give more if they danced, Nope, not even for charity would they dance, LOL.

Then we went home, laid out our food, fixed some drinks and proceeded to play catch up and chat, eat and drink, rinse, repeat, LOL. I don't know where this idea came from (blinking ever so innocently) but we decided to go to Swinging Dick's so I stopped drinking. We weren't going for a few hours but better safe then sorry. Plus, we needed time to beautify. We decided to go Thur night so it wouldn't be too crowded and it wasn't, LOL. Lina wasn't ready to sit towards the front so we sat in the back and chit chatted around naked men. It was funny because it really was like we were sitting at a normal bar because we were paying way more attention to each other then to the dancers. Lnia heard one of the guys behind us mention the fact that we were lesbians because we weren't looking at the guys. What can I say, I was too busy laughing and joking with Lina to look at the naked dicks. Of course, we eventually made our way forward and you can't be there without getting a lap dance, it's only $10 so we shared dance with a young cutie named Chase. I chatted him up afterwards til I sent him on his way. I didn't want to interfere with his work too much. I'm considerate like that. I really liked it when he told me he thought I was 25, LOL.

I told Lina I'm not tipping anyone on stage til they're naked. They dance for 3 songs and with each song they take off more clothes so by the last song they're naked and on each song they rotate where they are on stage. Well Chase was in front of us but he had his pants on so I gave him a buck but told him I would give him more when he was naked. Right after I had tipped him the DJ was making comments about people being there and not tipping, Lina was at the bar getting drink so I leaned over to talk to the boys next to us and said, "thank goodness I just tipped!" I had fun chatting them up. When it was time for Chase to get naked he called me over. I was l like, take it off, his undies were still on! He called me over again so I went and that's when he took them off, LOL. He had a tattoo on his stomach that I didn't notice before when he was dancing for us (I was paying attn to other things) and I couldn't see what it said. He said it says, "I love asians" LOL! Smart boy! Anyway, I had a goodbye dance with him soon after. We were tired. Needless to say, the goodbye dance was fun, EG!

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About Leiha

I love to eat and sleep. One thing is more fun to blog about than the other. In between eating and sleeping I love to travel, spend time with my family and talk about myself. :)